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A Brit, a Welsh fellow, and a Pakistani gentleman were seated in the waiting area of a local hospital's maternity ward.

A nurse appears and informs the men, "Apologies, but we have encountered a mix-up, and we're unsure which baby belongs to which mother. Could any of you assist in figuring this out?"

The British man rises to the occasion and offers his help. He enters the ward and, after a short while, emerges holding a baby who is clearly of Pakistani descent. The Pakistani man stands up, exclaiming, "What do you think you're doing?!"

To which the British man replies, "Look, one of those babies is Welsh, I'm not taking any chances!"

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April 21st is World Creativity and Innovation Day! Find some jokes about it!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his laboratory door?
Because he wanted to win the "No-bell" prize!

What do you call an innovation in scissors?
Cutting-edge technology

When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!

#joke #short #worldcreativityandinnovationday #creativityandinnovationday

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My 7 year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but... look at the phones that kids your age are making in China!"

#joke #short

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When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support...
it was so invalid dating.

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Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million Sicilian people.
That's the biggest number I've ever heard.

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Today is Chinese Language Day! Find jokes about it!

Q: Why is learning Chinese a piece of cake?
A: Because you can always find a "take-out" option!!"

Question: Why did the Chinese language student always carry chopsticks?
Answer: They wanted to make sure they could always "pick up" new words!

Question: How do Chinese language learners stay warm during winter?
Answer: They keep themselves wrapped up in Chinese "characters"!

Question: Why did the Chinese language student become a great cook?
Answer: Because they mastered the art of "stir-frying" words and phrases!

#chineselanguageday

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Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.

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Which letter is silent in "scent"...
Is it the 'C' or the 'S'?

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What's the reason you don't hear a lot of fondue jokes?
Most of the time, they're excessively cheesy.

#joke #fondue # #short

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