Funny Stuff

A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.

Who Gets What?

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, “A good lawyer.” #joke #lawyer Read more on page…

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Dental Terminology

(Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like ‘pinch’ for ‘pain’.(Dentist) You’re right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. #joke #short #doctor Read more on page

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Cardiac Problems

My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page

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Little Dozing Johnny

Dad: “Johnny, go to bed. You’re dozing off on the couch…”Little Johnny (opening his eyes): “No dad, I’m not dozing… I’m just blinking reaaaally sloooowly.” #joke #short Read more on page

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Write You A Ticket

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.“I’m sorry sir,” the first trooper told the driver, “but I am still going to have to write you a ticket.”Amazed, the driver asked for what.The trooper replied, “Tacks evasion.” #joke #policeman Read…

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Broken Arm

A guy goes to the doctor. Guy: “Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places.” Doctor: “Well, don’t go to those places!” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page

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Forever Friends

On New Year’s Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death. #joke #newyear Read more on page

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