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A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.Best Friend: “Does she like you?”Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.” #joke #short Read more on page
Bob sent Alice the following email: “Dear Alice, I must be getting so forgetful. I proposed to you last night , but have forgotten whether you said yes or no.”Alice replied: “Dear Bob. It is so good to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten just who it was.” #joke Read more on page
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit. I wouldn’t answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions. Instructions read: “Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.” #joke #short Read more on page
A husband and wife get into a huge argument. They are calling each other names, swearing, and throwing things at each. Finally the wife grabs a suitcase and throws a bunch of the husband’s clothes into it and says, “that’s it, I’ve had enough of you! Take this suitcase and GET THE HELL OUT!” As he’s leaving, she says, “I hope you die a slow, painful death. I want you to be miserable for every minute of the rest of your life!” The husband pauses, looks back at his wife…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies, “okay, meet me after class and we’ll settle it.” But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess.…
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Father: Why don’t you answer the door?Son: Because it didn’t ask a question! #joke #short #father Read more on page
If you commit 90 sins, you will be caught about half the time. Because sin90= cot 45 #joke #short Read more on page
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.” A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “Son, I’m real proud of you. You have…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, And then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; The Death…