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A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
A guy is walking around town when he sees a bar with a sign advertising “All the Beer You Can Drink for $1!” He thinks that’s a great deal so he goes in, sits down, hands the bartender a dollar, and asks for a beer. “Sure, right away” says the bartender as he pulls out a tiny shot glass and fills it up halfway. The man is stunned. “What the hell is this?” he asks. “That’s all the beer you can drink for $1.” #joke #drinks #beer Read more on…
What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM. #joke #short #animal #lamb Read more on page
An Englishman, a Scots man, and an Irish man are sentenced to 100 lashes. The judge was in a benevolent mood though and offered them each a request that maybe would make it easier on them. The Scottish man asked for a pillow to be strapped to his back, but it had worn away after 50 lashes and he suffered for the remaining 50. The Englishman being smart asked for 2 pillows, and he didn’t feel any of the lashes on his back. Before the Irishman was asked, the judge…
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream… I can’t wait to rub it in! #joke #short Read more on page
First Monday in September is Labor Day, enjoy Monday Off. I had a joke about Labor Day… unfortunately it didn’t work out Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It really doesn’t work for me. What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise? “Work-outs!” Have some jokes during 3 day weekend and check out some older Older Labor day jokes Read more on page: Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? Because they are key workers. Why is it cheap to have zombie employees? Because they don’t need a living wage. What…
Two elderly gentlemen in their mid-80s meet in the lobby of their apartment building. Both being hard of hearing, one asked the other in a louder voice, “Are you going to the market?”The other one replies, “No, no. I am going to the market.”The first gentleman says, “Oh, I thought you were going to the market.” #joke Read more on page
What does an educated owl say?Whom… Whom… #joke #short #animal #owl Read more on page
Me: You know, since it doesn’t have a tail, I’m pretty sure it is actually a hamster. Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster… It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died. Police suspect witchcraft as everyone they have spoken to have placed the cursor on him. #joke #friday #animal #mouse #short Read more on page
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. – Mark Simmons I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward… two steps back. – Alec Snook Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. – Alex Kitson I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. – Arthur Smith I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented…
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