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A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and…(pause)…… cola.”“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.The bear shrugged, “I’m not sure, I was born with them.” #joke #short #walksintoabar #animal #bear #drinks #whiskey #cola Read more on page
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter! #joke #short Read more on page
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said. “We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.” “Well,” Granny snickered. “Let’s relive some old times.” Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. “You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples are as hot for…
Most guys have a fantasy of having sex with 2 women at once… I have fantasy’s of having sex with 1 woman twice. #joke #short Read more on page
The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.“Do you take children?” the father asked.“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “We only take cash and credit cards.” #joke #father Read more on page
A car gets pulled over for inspection because it’s driving very slow on the interstate. officer: ma’am, do you know how slow you were driving woman: 25mph officer: why were you driving so slow? the woman: slow? There are signs everywhere that say I-25, so I was driving that speed. officer: that’s not a speed sign, it’s the identification number of the interstate. license and registration, please. As the driver reaches for the glove compartment, the officer sees the passenger sitting there, pale and shivering. officer: are you okay? what’s…
Roaring with Laughter: 18 Lion Jokes to Celebrate World Lion Day on August 10th and Raise Awareness for Their Conservation My grandfather has the heart of a lion, And also a lifetime ban at the zoo. What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion won’t golf. But a Tiger wood. What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing, he was gladiator. Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it! How does a lion stop a video? He presses paws. How does…
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.So I called her Bluff. #joke #short #divorce Read more on page
The CEO calls a young employee into his office. CEO: When you joined the company, you were just an intern. Within a year, I promoted you from intern to associate, from associate to manager, and from manager to senior manager. I keep promoting you because I recognized your talent and hard work. Today, I’ve called you in to tell you that I’m preparing to promote you to vice president. Do you have anything to say?” The young man replies, “Thanks.” CEO: “Thanks? Is that really all you have to say…
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