Is Woke Over?
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
On New Year’s Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death. #joke #newyear Read more on page
Know when you have a problem? When you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say “Cheese”, a rat jumps out and says, “Where?” #joke #short #animal #rat #food #cheese Read more on page
To the person who stole my glasses…I will find you, I have contacts! #joke #short Read more on page
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I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, “Are we having salad for dinner?”“Yes we are, how did you know?” she asked.I replied, “Because I can’t hear the smoke alarm.” #joke #short #food #salad #dinner Read more on page
A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?”The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.”The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”Boy nods, “Exactly.” #joke #short Read more on page
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?Amazon Web Services. #joke #short Read more on page
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well…He was known to be bambidextrous. #joke #short #animal #deer Read more on page