And Scene
“Are you an actress, auntie?”“No darling, why do you ask?”“Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene.” #joke #short Read more on page
FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US!
Funny Stuff
A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
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Rachel Reeves is full of 💩
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
Triple the Laugh
Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.2nd one said: I WAS NOT.3rd said: ME NEITHER! #joke #short Read more on page
When You See A Spaceman
What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?You park your car in it! #joke #short Read more on page
Hope It’s A Boy
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”“Doctor, what’s going on?” asked the concerned father-to-be.“Don’t worry,” said the doctor, “those are just contractions.” #joke #short #doctor #father Read more on page
Just Eat It! 😵💫🍔
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
Definition of Nutella
Nutella: NounGod’s favourite spreadable condiment; typically manufactured by pixies in the magical Land of Yum. #joke #short Read more on page
Conveyor Belt Job
During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. “I work at the end of a belt,” I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?” #joke #short Read more on page
Last Year On Cyber Monday
Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.This year I went shopping on Black Friday! #joke #short #friday #monday #sport #boxing Read more on page
It Kept On Defrosting
My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge. #joke #short Read more on page