Giggle and Gobble
Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?It was an inside joke. #joke #short #animal #turkey Read more on page
A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.
Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?It was an inside joke. #joke #short #animal #turkey Read more on page
I once played poker with tarot cards…I got a full house and four people died. #joke #short Read more on page
Live at London’s free-thinking comedy club
Give a man a fish, and he’ll Instagram it…Teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it. #joke #short #animal #fish Read more on page
I know. I know. People say, “It’s the thought that counts, not the gift.”But couldn’t people learn to think a bit bigger?!?! #joke #short Read more on page
How do musicians pay their debts?With quarter notes. #joke #short Read more on page
What part of the human body is called the “yet”?I don’t know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven’t got the bullet out of her yet. #joke #short Read more on page
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club
A black guy goes into an electronics store. He tells the salesman “I’m here to see your hi-fis. Maybe Panasonic, Yamaha, or Sharp.” The salesman says “Oh right let me guess – you’re going to blast that rap music at full volume. Probably going to piss off your neighbors.” The black guy says “Yes exactly. I’m here for the stereo types.” #joke Read more on page
Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?Little Johnny: Just the squashed one. #joke #short Read more on page