Funny Stuff

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.” “OK,” the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “These are personal questions and are really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “Those are enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks…

The wife told her husband, “Let’s go antique shopping today. I’m feeling Victorian.”“No,” he said, “let’s not… I’m feeling baroque!” #joke #short Read more on page

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In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison. Poison I, II and III would all kill you. However Poison IV, would make you really itchy. #joke #short Read more on page

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.”So he went out and bought a present for my mother. #joke #short #mother #father Read more on page

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died! Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must…

A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich and happy, he asks to always climax at the same time as his wife. A few weeks later, he’s back rubbing the lamp. “Genie, I need to undo that wish.” The genie asks, “Why? Did something go wrong?” “No, it works fine. But picture this: I’m at the bar with my buddies, playing cards, having a beer… then boom—orgasm.” #joke #drinks #beer Read more on page

Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings…

A man walks into a open Hollywood audition. He gets inside and begins to fill out his audition form, rehearse his monologue, and stand in line. After a while he gets into the audition room and hands the casting director his audition form. He takes his spot on stage and is about to launch into his monologue when he hears rowdy laughing coming from the casting director. He asks, “What’s going on?” Through tears of laughter, the casting director asks him “Is this your real name, Penis Car Lesbian??” The…

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