Funny Stuff

A page dedicated to laughter! The AWOL newspaper had a regular jokes page, Area 555 (the number five is spoken as ‘HA!’ in Thai) and this is a logical extension of that to include jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, videos or anything else that might make us laugh. Please note that some of the content on this page may contain bad language or what some might be offended by, so proceed with caution if you are easily offended or sensitive to certain topics. All of the material on this page is produced by other sites on the internet, so direct any complaints to the original source (clearly shown on each item) and not to AWOL.

A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which…

A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them. The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said “I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much.” The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an…

Read MoreA man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which…

My Bad Dude

Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad… #joke #short #animal #frog Read more on page

Read MoreMy Bad Dude

My neighbor. She’s single. S…

My neighbor. She’s single. She’s shapely & beautiful and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she said. ”Can you watch…

Read MoreMy neighbor. She’s single. S…

A, B, or C?

A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, “I would like vitamins for my son.”“Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” #joke #short #mother Read more on page

Read MoreA, B, or C?

Bibles to Boats

A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid replies, “Yeah, I was one of the best Bible salesman back in Omaha.”The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You can start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the…

Read MoreBibles to Boats

A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman…

A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. “Excuse me,” the man said to the woman, “but I think it’s astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much.” “I am surprised myself, ” she replied. “He hated the book.” #joke #animal #dog Read more on page

Read MoreA man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman…