Funny Stuff

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters…Those things didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes! #joke #short #animal #bird Read more on page

Instead of Drew, I’m going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you’re thinking, but it’s only weird if you read it backwards #joke #short Read more on page

I said to my boss the other day, “I need to leave early, I’m going to be a father!”“Of course”, he replied. “Take the afternoon off!”When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, “Well, how’d it go? Is it a boy or a girl?”“I dunno, I’ll tell you in 9 months.” #joke #father Read more on page

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was…

Did a little mechanical work today… I put a rear end in a recliner. #joke #short Read more on page

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What begins with V, every woman has, and they can use it to get what they want? Voice #joke #short Read more on page

An irate woman burst into the baker’s shop and said, ” I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ” “Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son.” #joke Read more on page

Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order. “Adam, I need you to stand by the periscope entry and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch it. Understand?” “Yes, sir!” Adam responded and stood at his post. Fifteen minutes later, the officer returned. “Adam, I’m reassigning you. Head to the mess hall and start washing dishes.” Without hesitation, Adam complied, scrubbing away at the sink. But after washing only a few…

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her! And the woman was thinking to herself: My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose! #joke Read more on page